Red, White & Blue No-Bake Tart and Other Heartbreak Home Remedies
Everyone seems to have their own home remedy for recovering from a broken heart. It’s like getting gum out of your hair or relieving a case of the hiccups. Don’t talk about him for a whole week. Go to...
View ArticleSpicy Basil Eggplant and Seitan with Zucchini Noodles
If I had to choose a favorite herb that could double as a sassy name for a terrier, it would definitely be basil. Add it to eggplant and onions and peppers and seitan and a spicy sauce atop a bed of...
View ArticleBrownie Ice Cream Brownie Cake. (Brownie.)
If you were to look at a timeline of my actions yesterday, you’d probably ask me if I was trippin’. Maybe even straight trippin, I don’t know. Then you’d ask me three more times and then I’d start...
View ArticlePuttanesca
I’m having a really hard time refraining from making all of the puns right now. Ok, mainly just that I’m puttanesca on the ritz. Now that’s out of the way, we can focus on the things that really...
View ArticleDouble Chocolate Banana Bread Protein Bars
There are few things I love more than making banana bread that isn’t quite banana bread. So much so that when I came home from work on Saturday night, instead of curling up in fetal position and...
View ArticleReal Freekehn’ Good Veggie Burgers
Oh the puns we’ll have! See what I did there? Meta. Anyways…veggie burgers! I stumbled upon the Minimalist Baker’s Black Bean Beet Burgers and was immediately smitten with it. Her use of grains and...
View ArticleShakshuka
If you ogle food photos on the regular like everyone ever, you’ve probably come across Shakshuka. After initial thoughts of “HEY WHAT A FUN WORD” subside, you have a choice: Make the Shakshuka that...
View ArticleOatmeal Gingerbread Cookies
I like my cookies like a like my men: a little spicy, brunette, chock full of maple syrup undertones, well-established, successful, intelligent, hilarious, and unopposed to oatmeal. If my cookie...
View ArticleNot-Entirely Paella with Cauliflower Rice
I’m just mad about saffron, saffron’s mad about this bitch he used to date in college who totally broke his heart and the holidays are especially hard for him because she hooked up with smoked paprika...
View ArticleNutty Breakfast Bites
Sometimes I make something that tastes really good and when I sit down to write about it I just draw a blank. Usually when that happens, I might go off on some tangent about how drawing a blank is not...
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